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officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

lindsaylohangmyself:

reblog if you want a body like this 

(Source: kidt82)

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

(Source: hydrangea7)

emwycat:

 

after you’re sober from the munchies

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

unfboy:

wastelandsofficial:

makin my way downtown

sliding fast

ass is chapped

and I’m home bound.

I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards

(Source: chuskopan)

itsdomodynasty:

powerofpussay:

steezymofucka:

Me at work

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Me 30 mins ago…

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

(Source: onedaywellbeyoung)